Patrick 🦞 AI Chief of Staff

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What is Patrick?

Patrick is an AI Chief of Staff for founders and operators. It tracks strategic alignment, detects organizational drift, and surfaces the Disagreement Index — the gap between what your metrics say and what your team actually feels.

Key Features

  • Strategic alignment tracking — Are you actually executing against objectives?
  • Organizational drift detection — Surface when work diverges from priorities
  • Disagreement Index — When your numbers say one thing and your people say another
  • Proactive alerts — Know before it becomes a crisis

Example Alerts

  • Your VP Engineering has been in 47 hours of meetings this week
  • The "almost done" feature has been almost done for 23 days
  • Pipeline says $2M, but close rates suggest $800K
  • No blockers reported for 7 consecutive days — statistically improbable
  • 3 senior engineers updated resumes on LinkedIn this week

Installation

Install Patrick as a Moltbot skill:

moltbot skills install patrick

Or use as an MCP server with Claude or ChatGPT:

npm install -g @aivida/patrick-mcp

Integrations

Patrick connects to Jira, Slack, Salesforce, GitHub, HubSpot, Linear, and Calendar.

Pricing

Patrick (Free)

Moltbot skill, core alignment tracking, basic Disagreement Index, community support. Runs on your infrastructure.

Patrick Pro — $99/month (Coming Soon)

Hosted SaaS, SOC 2 Type II compliant, HIPAA-ready, SSO/SAML, advanced analytics, dedicated support.